Create Culture

clientsfromhell:

Budget meeting with the client who wants to know the specific costs of a project.

Client: There are going to be lots of visual effects.

Me: Like what?

Client: I can’t tell you.

Me: Why?

Client: Because it’s a secret and I don’t want anybody to know about it.

Me: I can’t give you a remotely accurate estimate without more information. 

Client: Fine fine [pulling in close, dramatic pause] there are going to be a lot.  

carminita:

lol. Box Social.

carminita:

lol. Box Social.

Puppy tastes lime.

musictomyearholes:

Poor little bugga.

His dance goes like this… “Da da ta, da ta da da da da”

Are you lightning fast?

Giving Gifts is the best thing you can do!

Yes! Def made me laugh.

Yes! Def made me laugh.

New Love

People think I’m retarded because I treat people well and try to give everyone love. Anyway, my main goal is to spread culture, intelligence and compassion. Share ideas, and be able to express my bipolar ways, swinging from adoration and absolute happiness, to darkness and suicidal thoughts. That was a swing right there, and I experience utter happiness and resoluteness (made up word?) to placid anger, confusion, pain. Words, words. Thank you so much to all the people that have showed and given me love over the years. I want nothing more than to make you feel as amazing as you made me feel. I don’t want to reciprocate hate and anger, I wish I could transform that energy into positivity. Thank you, thank you, because I only desire to make others happy. I believe I’m a nihilist, and a comedian (causation). I hope this can be a forum for free expression and shared dreams for a continually better tomorrow.